Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after

Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night

by ImApersononline September 24, 2022

Stiletto Regretto

the regret from wearing high-heeled shoes on a night out.

Sufferers of Stiletto Regretto face severely diminished party drive. Early-onset Stiletto Regretto is known as Cobble Wobble, initiated by the wonky journey made in heels on the uneven street. If already intoxicated, Stiletto Regretto can often lead to a single tear on the cheek - known as High Heel Feels.

Jen contracted Stiletto Regretto when she walked into the bar and was taller than all of her friends.

by nolandc September 28, 2019

I regretti

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019

Regrettabilia

The thoughts, memories, and physical items that remind you of your worst moments and all the stupid, embarrassing, and regrettable things you’ve done and been.

“Don’t mention my Juggalo tattoos, that’s some regrettabilia that I’d rather not talk about.”

by Compatibility Issue January 22, 2018

Regrettable fuck

A person who you have or have not had sex with, which is or ends up being regretted

Person 1: Hey I have a friend and we ended up fucking
1 week later
Man I really regret that!

Extra: Man! She looks like a regrettable fuck!

by JohnLongshlong January 30, 2021

Regrettizing

The mixture of realizing/realising something and ultimately regretting it at the same time - often used by people who quit drugs and realise what they have gotten into.

Person A: "Oh man, I've just been to rehab and I just now am regrettizing what I did to myself.."
Person B: "Ooof, best of luck mate!"

by Dounial December 5, 2023