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Remington Rimjob

Similar to the typical rimjob with a twist.

Aquire one .12 gauge 00 buck shotgun shell, take out the buck shot and jam it into a chicks gaping asshole, then remove the powder and pour it onto the outside of the rectum. You then light the powder and as it goes up in a poof of smoke it singes the chicks asshole and causes her to clench and squeeze the buckshot to form a turtle head, you then proceed to pick out the buckshot with your teeth and or tongue.
Room mate* Dude it smells like gunpowder and burnt asshole in here

Room mate #2* yeah dude I gave this fat chick a Remington Rimjob last night and it's still lingering
by burnt queef cake February 18, 2018
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beddington

Brother of Paddington Bear, Beddingtons life got off to a bad start as his brother was appreciated more than he.

Beddington has long black hair with pink roots and unfortunately suffers from hairloss, often when he is insulted or upsetugh which he introduces himself.

Beddington is in a band called "Beddington's Band". (Backing musicians include Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain). Hits include "I am Beddy","Beddington is me" and "I am Beddington".

Beddington smashed a tv shop window after seeing his brother on the screen in the window. He was tried and released on special measures. Beddington then left Paddington on Paddington Station.

He has a friend, calld kloot.
"I am called Beddington."
by emily scarrott July 14, 2006
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Remington Model 700

Probably the most famous rifle action ever. For several great reasons such as versatility, accuracy, and durability. Many gunsmiths have great knowledge about this action, and are great at working at it. People also use the 700 action for custom rifle builds.
Wow this Remington Model 700 shoots like a charm!
by Dominic Wieseler September 4, 2008
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Remington

A manufacturer of firearms that has excelled in making guns of the highest quality.
Wow, I just got a Remington 700 rifle for my birthday.
by Andrew Kastning July 23, 2005
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Remington

A sweet, handsome young man that cares about his girl(:
I Love You Remington (:
by Remington Lover 123 March 8, 2011
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A gay ass school; a $12000 mistake.
Man I went to Remington College-Dallas Campus's MA Program and it sucked major ass!
by BrittanyMA September 10, 2006
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Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.
Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.
by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019
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