Real Estate Value

1) The value of land and all fixtures to land which is determined by location, the type of land, and what structures are currently a part of the land.

2) The beauty or attractiveness of an individual based on various human characteristics.

3) How sexually attractive a female is based upon her physical figure.

1) The real estate value of coastal homes in California is rediculous.

2) Robbie, "So, she's foreign and has an accent? Wow, her real estate value just went waay up!" Susie, "Women are not property, asshole!"

3) Her real estate value puts her way out of my price range

by Victor R. August 23, 2006

Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 6, 2010

Real estate broker

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.

A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.

by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008

real estate agent

In hot real estate markets a housewife or soccer mom that subsidizes the household income by listing family and friend's houses for sale. Usually not very knowledgable about anything related to real estate, a real estate agent is often considered a career choice while raising children.

Hey hon, is your cousin Margie still a real estate agent or should we hire someone to sell the house? I can't remember if her kids are in school now.

by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016

real estate agent

Used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. Requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. Only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. Often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.

"What's Joe up to these days?"
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."

by ex-pat June 15, 2007

real estate contrarian

A property manager or investor who after purchasing property, contrary to the traditional approach of renting it out, burns it to the ground for the insurance money.

The rental market in Flint Michigan is so bad only a real estate contrarian could make money.

by Lebron is a hater October 13, 2020

Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop

by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023