The idea of guilting your significant other in having sex with you before the "End of the World" which is predicted to occur on May 21 2011.
Date: May 22 2011
Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!
Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.
Coworker 1: Mary you look like a hot mess!
Mary: I am so exhausted this morning Mark talked me into having rapture sex even though I told him I had a 7AM meeting.
by coolnwo1 August 6, 2011
Get the Rapture sex mug.A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.
I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.
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Rapturegold.com Rapture Gold is clothing store developed from a Christian board game, The Rapture Game Invented and trademark by an African Amercian women from south central Los Angeles CA. Rapture Gold is a reminder of the second coming of Jesus Christ 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50-54. The Gold represent the street of Gold that we will be walking on Revelation 21:21
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by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013
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The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.
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Get the The Internet Rapture™ mug.1. A person who makes up the gulliable minority of "Christians" who believe(d) in the May 21, 2011 rapture prophecy. This also includes Harold Camping himself, since he made the (failed) prediction in the first place.
2. Someone who lacks the ability to think for themselves and will blindly follow any doomsday propaganda claims they hear from the news or random people.
3. An embarassment to the human race.
2. Someone who lacks the ability to think for themselves and will blindly follow any doomsday propaganda claims they hear from the news or random people.
3. An embarassment to the human race.
Rapturefag: "MAY 21, 2011 WILL BE THE DAY OF RAPTURE! HAROLD CAMPING PREDICTED IT AND I BLINDLY FOLLOW HIS TEACHINGS BECAUSE I LACK A BRAIN TO THINK FOR MYSELF. REPENT NOW WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!"
Intellectual: "Idiot."
Intellectual: "Idiot."
by EvolvedExpert September 11, 2011
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I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.
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