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rapture

When the leader of a remote virtual meeting (eg Zoom, Microsoft Teams) randomly moves particpants from one virutal meeting room to another virtual meeting room causing pariticpants to dissappear.
I started seeing the other particpants being raptured, when the Zoom meeting organizer began assigning people to other virtual rooms.
by Philip Gregory December 1, 2022
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rapture

near death experience; mocking the doomsday prediction of may 21, 2011
I had a total rapture the other day when I was almost hit by a car.
by justicetoteach November 13, 2011
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Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.
My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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rapture

A word used to define the legal party pills available over the counter in New Zealand. Rapture provides entertainment for australian tourists who amidst their travels define a rapture king and hail thee. Hail rapture.
We went to betty's liquor store and bought some rapture. Thank's betty, I love and miss you.
by Eisenegger August 23, 2005
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spiritual rapture

spiritus raptus:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
by Rono December 12, 2008
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rapture bunny

A dogmatic follower of End-Times or Armageddon Christianity, otherwise known as dispensationalism begun by John Darby in early 1800s England.
The Reverend John Hagee is the chief rapture bunny in the U.S.
by Dave Stern September 23, 2006
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Goat Rapture

The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.
*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*

Will: Hey, James did you here that?

James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.

Will: Oh, never mind then.
by TeamCade May 13, 2016
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