Slime Rancher

The most wholesome game on the entire planet that deserves all the love it gets.

The best part about Slime Rancher is the Largos. No one can change my mind.

by AnnoymousPotato February 9, 2021

jolly rancher

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L

by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005

Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

by tjamestar September 25, 2010

Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

Dirty Ranchez

To rub ranch dressing under a girls nose during sex. Originated on the Internet forum Siggy Nation, JackWhack a female member hated Ranch Dressing so much, her boyfriend rubbed ranch dressing under her nose during sex.

I just gave my girlfriend a dirty ranchez.

by Original Tilly November 7, 2007