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saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 October 8, 2007
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ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking
I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.
by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022
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Riding the Ralph

The sexual act of intercourse where a man is having penetrative sex with another person from behind (also known as doggy style) while the recipient is vomiting. Ideally the recipient will be vomiting out a window.
For exampleDid you see Bob riding the ralph with Sue?”
by ILCNZ January 27, 2022
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the ralph macchio

pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.

1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.

2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)

3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.

4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"

source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
by le justin January 1, 2009
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shouting to Huey and Ralph

A slang term meaning to puke, referencing the noises made whilst vomiting loudly and heavily, which may sound similiar to the names Huey (HEUGHHH) and Ralph (BRAAGPH) when yelled.
Used by Billy Connolly in his 'Two Scotsmen in Rome' bit.

e.g.
Person 1: "He pulled a savage whitey."
Person 2: "Yeah, was shouting to Huey and Ralph all night."
by Pink Pursuit August 14, 2010
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The Reck it Ralph finisher

where you get a Reck it Ralph body pillow after sex nut in the body pillow and make the girl drink it
she kept begging for round two but I just hit her with The Reck it Ralph finisher
by attack heli-copter 22 December 26, 2020
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The Ralph

this is when a man is having sex with a woman, from behind or "doggy style", and vomits on her back.
After a long night of drinking, Andrew did the Ralph to Danielle, passed out and cleaned up in the morning.
by Maverick33 July 11, 2011
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