realationship

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.

Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.

by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.

She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.

by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022

Reparation

An I am sorry payment.

Bob: Here is $50 for me hitting you.

Charles: Thanks for the reparation.

by Skilledthis November 1, 2011

Replationship

Mutilation of the words "Replace" and "Relationship".

The act of gatting in a relationship with someone, for the sole purpose of dumping them for their friend.

Guy1: Why didn't you get jenna a present for valentines day?
Guy2: Oh it's just a replationship.. I'm trying to get with her sister!

by TClems October 20, 2008

Reparation

An I'm sorry payment.

Wow, you stink, heres a dollar.

Thanks for the reparation.

by Skillledthis November 1, 2011

repartations

repartations : To have an epiphany, a change of paradigm, an emotional adjustment.

The raphsodic repartations of my once black soul.

by Boddye January 23, 2010

Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.

"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"

by joynessrocks August 10, 2009