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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
by .Greg. October 10, 2020
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B-R-I-A-N Friend

(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.
Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”
by TheTomeOfLuther May 20, 2019
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R.A.M.N

A R.A.M.N is a gender pronoun known as a “Real A** Motherf*ckin N***a R.A.M.N is a non binary gender they do not identify as male or female only as R.A.M.N. It has no race anyone can identify as R.A.M.N it has no limitations. people who identify as a R.A.M.N are people who don’t care about anything but making sure others are okay they defend, fight, and protect others. They are also quite disrespectful occasionally but fun loving and kind when close to them
Ima R.A.M.N not a girl or a boy just a Real a** motherf*ckin n***a and that’s on what ? ON G dawg
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R.Y.A.N.O.

(Ryano, pronounced rhino.) Stands for Rip You A New One. I'm gonna kick your dumb ass if you keep acting stupid.
Yo, foo. You keep acking stupid I'm gonna R.Y.A.N.O.
by vistaman July 6, 2006
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P.R.A.W.N

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A n d y M a r c u s

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.
Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.
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A.R.Y.A.N.

Acronym: All Republican Yankees Are Nazis

Used to define a member or person(s) of the Republican political party who has no disregard for human life, safety or value & is otherwise an endangerment to themselves or others, regardless of their public beliefs.

NOTE: This term DOES NOT apply to the Aryan Brotherhood, but DOES apply to their virtues & beliefs.
Newscast: “BREAKING NEWS: A group of protesters -some belonging to racist organizations- have recently stormed the White House to protest the recent election that took place this past November…”

Random person: A.R.Y.A.N.!
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