Rasmeer

used to describe a feeling of positive energy. also used in the form of a greeting.

Rasmeer! How are you doing today?

by skywookie1 April 9, 2011

Rasmus nissen

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth

i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz

by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

Rasmus

Rasmus is just fucking hot. There's nothing else to say here.

"Who's that hottie over there?"
"Rasmus obviously"

by Karolina2007 November 24, 2021

Rasmus

The coolest name in da world

Rasmus i cool

by E P I C Despacito69 March 12, 2019

Rasmussen Statistics

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.

Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.

by matoko_chan May 20, 2010

the rasmus

the best band in the whole world because fo' shizzle my nizzle

F-F-F-Falling
fkkf00doosppsfpogokokohkohksropkmapoerymyop 4oo4o4

by holly November 28, 2004

Dirty Rasmus

A "Dirty Rasmus" is when you are having sex with your partner while you are thinking of is your favorite 2D girl.

Last night when I did it with this ugly guy Chris, I did the "Dirty Rasmus".

by KentAgentbög April 16, 2020