Quran

Quran is a very funny person he is very sweet and a very big help But Quran can be really mean at sometimes so don’t get on his bad side

Quran u are very sweet

by Qur November 22, 2021

Wolla Quran

To swear(Not in the bad sense, swear as in i swear that i will tell the truth and nothing else) on the quran. On of the most holy thing in the muslim world. Its the equvilant of a muslim to swear on the life of his family

I did not steal it. Wolla Quran!

by imammohammed January 4, 2010

Quranclog

A delicious and smooth alcoholic beverage made by mixing Vanilla Galliano and Regal Cola in roughly a 2:3 ratio. Served in wine glasses and best kept chilled, this drink is the epitome of sophistication.

"I'll have your finest quranclog please. Shaken, not stirred."

by Vouzyvouzy February 2, 2009

J'Quran

A Holy Text resultant from a half-assed game of Scrabble.

See also: J'Quranery

"You must swear on the J'Quran!"
"WTF is a J'quran?"
"SWEAR ON IT, INFIDEL!"

by Culdraug June 11, 2006

Cheryl and Quran

Cheryl and Quran is a couple of a 37-year age gap and posts daily on tiktok.

Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like 💀 and Quran looks like 🧑🏽 they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.

A BABY 👶🏻 A BABY 👶🏼 A BABY 👶🏽

Person 1: oh did you see Cheryl and Quran?
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in 😂

by Chelsey Dumbo June 15, 2022

Quran

a Islamic book that Rasool Mohammed (peace be upon him) Wrote

*opens quran* (Surah Fatihah) Audhu billahi’ mina’shaitanir rajiiiim…. Bismillah’ irahmanir’ rahiim…

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

J'Quranery

Things having to do, or not, with the Holy Text, the J'Quran.

"What's all this J'Quranery?!?"

by Culdraug June 11, 2006