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Queefy Walrus 

A large, blonde, snaggle toothed, buttfucker that uses his mouth as a cockholster and only sticks his little love sniper into males of any species.

His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!
Dude dont bend over and pick up that dollar with the Queefy Walrus standing behind you. I mean look at him, he is slobbering all over his tusks and staring at your ass!
Queefy Walrus by Shadow Warrior1 November 19, 2010

Queefy Twaft

When a girls vagina stinks so bad that it smells like rotten farts coming out of it. Thus, the word stems from queefing and twat waft.
Pericles: Did you hook up with that girl?
Pelagius: Nah, she had that queefy twaft. I took one whiff and ran!
Queefy Twaft by Ol'Rudy August 26, 2014

queefy teeth 

Oh my clapton! you've been a bad boy, you've got queefy teeth!

queefy beans 

small, gooey blobs of vaginal expulsion, fired into the air in the event of a queef
thats it, suck on my queefy beans
queefy beans by jamboman November 3, 2010

queefy quavers

when u quavers smell like queef and put you off eating for the rest of your life
omfg i have queefy quavers bleuch i'm gonna go throw up on myself now

queefy ass 

When your ass hole decides to act like a vagina and liquid shit comes out. usually you have to wait hours while you watch the mixture of shit and piss slither out your rectum like a shitty milkshake.
After those tacos last night, I had a queefy ass.
queefy ass by Didddies February 8, 2017