Quaranjeans

A pair of jeans you wear for long periods of time while in quarantine.

I washed my quaranjeans today after work from home in them continuously for two weeks.

by Funboy 1126 May 21, 2020

Quaranten

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.

I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.

by One Science March 20, 2020

Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

by Nezarynew March 29, 2020

Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020

quaranteen

someone who was a teen during the isolation period so missed out on important self discovery and education

1: im gonna fail my gcses
2: ur such a quaranteen

by ferrettoes1 May 24, 2020

quaranmeme

An low effort or superfluous meme that is only gaining traction because everyone in the world is stuck in a quarantine.

I'm sick and tired of all these COVID19 quaranmemes cluttering up my feed.

by ImContributingToCulture March 19, 2020

Quarantang

Getting laid while under quarantine.

With everyone getting so much quarantang there will be a second baby boom in 9 months.

by Mandy FAC March 24, 2020