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purple headed yogurt slinger by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger by Sadie Belle August 7, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

purple headed yogurt slinger by jenjen October 15, 2003

Purple headed yogurt slinger

The male genitalia

My purple headed yogurt slinger hasn't seen some action in a while

Purple headed yogurt slinger by decklund February 20, 2009

purple headed yogurt slinger

A fleshy penis that slings cum all over the place continuously.

My purple headed yogurt slinger slayed your girlfriends face.

purple headed yogurt slinger by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

a dirty niggers cock.

"DUDE! That dirty little slut just got shot in her assholio by that nignogs purple headed yogurt slinger"

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purple headed yogurt slinger by deederpii October 24, 2009

Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

Purple headed yogurt slinger by Userlolz July 24, 2023