Pulling a New Paltz

When you drive a few hours to your ex girlfriend’s college in hopes of rekindling your relationship but get the cops called on you instead.

Person 1: I’m so upset she called the cops on me…
Person 2: That’s what you get for Pulling a New Paltz, bro!
Person 1: But I brought her flowers!

by XxX_yolomaster420blazeit_XxX April 13, 2023

putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around

You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.

by anystupidassname July 20, 2007

putz life

Slang Yiddish reference describing the qualitatively sad existence of a person who just hangs out and does nothing all day long.

That ganja smoking, champagne guzzling trust fund baby is clearly living the diamond-studded putz life.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019

Putzen

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

by Will Smosby June 22, 2011

Pulz

A breed of carbon based lifeforms that are utterly obsessed with money.

"Johnny, don't be a Pulz and give me back my dollar!" Susan said.

by George White October 4, 2006

Piltz

When you poo your pants in a public place and try to keep it a secret

Girl1 : There's that guy who asked his girlfriend to take him home when they just arrived
Girl2 : I heard he piltz'd his pants

by deckardcain279 December 11, 2019

Putz-Watching

Watching TV in the background, especially a series, while doing trivial tasks around the house.

Sarah: How could you have missed that part???
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.

by SmallieBiggs December 24, 2021