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Pulling A Michael 

When your a dick to your girlfriend by talking about yourself when she pours her heart to you

this is called pulling a michael because a dbag named michael did it to his girlfriend a LOT

Pulling A Michael 

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

Pulling a Michael 

Being a jobless hermit until your mid twenties.
Guy 1: Hey has Frank got a job yet?
Guy 2: Nah, From what I hear he's pulling a Michael.
Pulling a Michael by Will1874 January 13, 2021

Pulling a Michael 

“Pulling a Michael”, also known as PAM, is when you completely ignore somebody with no explanation, no matter how many times they contact you.
Person 1: Hey, want to hangout this weekend?
Person 2:

Person 1: Please don’t be pulling a Michael :/

Pulling a Michael 

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.
I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

Pulling a Michael

When playing rocket league and defend a goal by hitting the bottom of the ball and scoring on yourself.
"Dude! You kept pulling a Michael and lost the game!"
Pulling a Michael by seniorzack February 16, 2026