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stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.
Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."
by butlerj April 28, 2014
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pushing up daisies

A phrase used to describe someone dead. You will be in the ground dead so therefore daisies will grow on you, and you will be "pushing up daisies"
Joe "Hey i don't like you"
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"

Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."
by koolkid... October 7, 2009
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giga pudding

A ridiculously large caramel pudding that was created by the Japanese in an attempt to restore the economy, turn everyone in japan into sumo wrestlers and take over the world with an army of fat Asian people.

Costing nearly $40, the dreams of restoring the economy and taking over the world failed as the giga puddings popularity died out rapidly amongst the people of Japan.

The theme tune itself was thought to brain wash people into buying and consuming an unethical number of giga puddings.
GIGA PUDDING, GIGA PUDDING, MINA DA TABEYO, GIGA PUDDING!!!111
by lollerbatez January 21, 2010
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Pushing 🅿️

If your pushing p it basically mean your keeping it real
Pushing 🅿️>Aboww
by D20mcr January 15, 2022
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toilet pudding

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.
by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016
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Pushing Chain

Similar to Whiskey Dick, Pushing Chain is the act of inserting the tip of ones semi-flacid penis into a vagina and attempting to have sex unsuccessfully. As you thrust, the force behind the penis will cause it to fold upon itself due to its softened state, similar to the links of a chain when inward force is applied. This results in an unpleasurable experience for all parties.

Unless of course you are aspiring to push chain, in which case, you will have achieved satisfaction.
by SweelCity March 9, 2011
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