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Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.
And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"
by italion donkey October 2, 2010
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Promoduction

promoduction is a word defining two meanings, promoting and producing.
We are involved in promoduction of all kinds of music and films.
by streaminsight May 23, 2009
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proposturalize

a term coined by rapper T.I. in October 2010 to express his disbelief at people's suggestions that his heroic effort was a publicity stunt
How can I plan this? I don’t even understand how someone in a clear-thinking mind could even proposturalize such poppycock.
by superstar5th October 22, 2010
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biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.
We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Propose

A: "Dude i proposed to my girlfriend"

B: "oh crap!"
by Nass666 November 2, 2009
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Propose my girl

The guy wants to say ,

All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me

All I wanted was someone

Who'd be there 4 me

All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true

All I ever wanted was

someone like u.
by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017
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the proposal

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.
After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.
by greenspan November 29, 2012
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