procality

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.

DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality

by Procality December 12, 2017

prokaryote

square, lame, opposite of fresh

"Lucy Ford was a dope album, but when Atmosphere released God Loves Ugly, their shit was prokaryote."

by Mike January 21, 2004

Procuriosity

A borderline overzealous pursuit of open-minded knowledge.

Open your eyes and have some procuriosity!

by The Grove December 28, 2012

Prochristinator

A christian who lacks punctuality

On sunday steve showed up to church an hour late. God damn, what a prochristinator!

by The Christ Punchers (Ohio Ch.) January 14, 2009

proCRISTINAting

When a Cristina decides she would rather talk on iChat and facebook instead of completing school work and other important tasks in her life. A Cristina may also type nonsense for a while to keep herself busy.

I've been procristinating my life away because I hate school.

by truffletrussles November 16, 2009

Pocarrot

1. (n.) A potato with carrot-like features

2.(n.) A carrot with potato-like features

3. (n.) A potato and a carrot combined that is, in every way possible, better than a cartato

Pocarrot sate so much better than dumb cartatos

by Beansss August 9, 2016

Procality

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true

Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine

by Xenasin April 21, 2018