primed

1. A slang Term meaning drunk.

2. Possibly Australia's biggest rock band.

Man i was so Primed last night

I love Primed!

by littlelouie13 December 30, 2005

Premmed out

"Premmed out" describes the appearence of a woman over 30, cougar, who uses Premarin to achieve a youthful, sensual appearence.

"Premmed" is derived from Premarin, the Hormone Replacement Therapy drug derived from Pregnant Mare Urine.

Premarin is one of the most prescribed drugs in the U.S.

"I was at the bar the other night and it was a cougar feeding frenzy. Some of these women are 50 and are so Premmed out that they look 30."

by Steven Gallanter January 7, 2008

primed

To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.

I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.

by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014

Primeday

Following a severe disappointment following Amazon's take on Black Friday sale for it's prime members. Primeday is now a quantitative term to describe someone's huge disappointment about certain event, especially if judging by the signs prior to the the event it was meant to be an amazing event.

Q: Hey man! How's it hanging, how was the party? A: It was a primeday! only one person turned up, my mom...

by Exparty August 12, 2015

Primedick

Dick that’s so good it leaves a lasting impression. A dick that’s the perfect size and shape.

I wasn’t really horny till I saw that primedick then my pussy was dripping like a faucet.

by Cjsweetness November 20, 2020

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

Primed

As a euphemism, it means that you have something prepared in advance.

Iam "I also like that you had something primed regarding the pathology of female behavior. Clever stuff."

Hym "Go to sleep."

Iam "I know but you know we would have forgotten to write this down if I didn't do it now..."

Hym "YOU would have forgotten. I would have been the one who remembered (as we were going about our day) and then you would have obsessed about it for an hour or so until you just couldn't take it anymore. Then, you would have stopped right in the middle of doing whatever we were doing at the time and then you would have done it instead of whatever it was that you were supposed to be doing."

Iam "Well...."

Hym "Exactly. You're too predictable. Not shut up and go to sleep."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022