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pretty girl problems 

Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.
"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems
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katelyn prettybird

An amazing co owner and best friend of mine. She's hilarious, sweet, amazing and overall a great person to be friends with! I appreciate everything you done for me and how long you've been stuck with me :D

(If you don't know who this person is, then you won't get the joke down below)
Noodles: "Who's Katelyn Prettybird?"
Lin: The co owner and one of your friends, Noodles.
katelyn prettybird by themainlin October 7, 2020

prettybird

A girl you consider forever with who accentuates the pleats in your khakis with her smokin-hot body, usually found west of the Mississippi.
Person 1: good for you bro, where'd you meet that prettybird?
Person 2: I was riding off into the sunset when I saw her, I knew that offering to put money on the dresser was the right choice.

pretty girl disease 

Basically when a girl suddenly changes into more of a 'girlie girl'. She starts focusing on her overall appearance. Churchies tend to use this term for girls that walk away because they prefer to fit in with the popular kids.
Person1: What's with Ashley? She hasn't been to service in weeks.
Person2: Oh, she got the pretty girl disease.
Person1: I knew she kicked her look up a knotch.

Pretty Girl Syndrome 

when a girl is so attractive that she's used to getting attention from guys all the time. It causes her to never understand or appreciate genuine interaction with men and she finds herself surrounded by people who don't actually care about her. Meanwhile goodhearted men watch from a distance just wishing they had the opportunity to treat her right if only she just gave them the chance.
Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:

Ugly pretty girl

An attractive girl that you would bang but is still ugly In her own right
Miley Cyrus is pretty but is a ugly pretty girl . She look like chipmunk with down syndrome

pretty girl 

ana

she is the prettiest smartest most amazing girl in the entire multiverse.
extra points if you she has a middle name like maria.

joy

she is the very definition of a gorgeous, gorgeous girl
the only people even near her in perfection are ana´s
james: Omg I just met a pretty girl the prettiest one in the world!
bob: Her name was ana right? or maybe joy?
james: yeah, it was ana-joy
bob: yup, i knew it
pretty girl by msahrainaty February 17, 2022