Potato head
Potato head by The truth_allday August 23, 2021
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Potato Head Pile Driver
When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.
(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."
Potato Head Pile Driver by sara's diary October 23, 2012
Mrs. Potato Head
A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.
John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.
Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
Mrs. Potato Head by Dannnyyy June 15, 2013
Michael Potato Head
A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.
Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!
Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?
Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?
Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
Michael Potato Head by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010
Mayor Potato Head
Mayor Potato Head by Philanewbie November 5, 2009
Mr. Potato Head
Mr. Potato Head by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019
Mr potato head
Mr potato head by Me donation January 4, 2021