pork chop

1. Doug's dog's name.

2. An ugly woman.

Come over here pork chop.
Eeewww that girl is a pork chop.

by Tal-IGN September 11, 2004

pork chop

Someone who is fat.....

Dayum.....Sasha is a pork chop

by Maybelline December 28, 2005

pork chop

a white guy

oh man look at that pork chop

by yadixxxxxo March 3, 2015

Pork chop

Derogatory term used against Puerto Rican people

Hey screw that pork chop he can't speak English well!

by stimp15 March 28, 2019

pork chop

When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.

John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.

by Jimmy Odoul May 1, 2006

Pork chop

Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero

Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?

Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!

by turkeyburglar June 19, 2008

pork chop

a term used to describe a moment of stupidity, worse than a 'blonde' moment

1)Bruce:i went across the specific ocean
Beckmeister: you mean pacific
Bruce: yeh thats what i said, specific

2) (there was a vase of bamboo by my friends sink)
Louis: why is there a glass of leeks beside your sink?

by ghetto superstars vs suburbian sisters December 8, 2003