Poptart

1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.

1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.

by Tyler Oulette August 29, 2008

Poptart

A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.

1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.

by Gavin Gill August 15, 2008

Poptart

sugary cracker thing

mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast

by TheMoistPopTart April 24, 2021

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

poptart

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003

poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido January 18, 2009