Mary Poppins Syndrome

A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.

It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Mary Poppins that hoe

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.

by grand master third June 10, 2009

manly poppins

A guy who seems practically perfect in every way (like mary poppins)... tries to woo you with flowers and wine, your mum would love him, and he ticks all the boxes, even the unimportant ones. But for some reason you just aren't attracted to him.

I want to like him, but he's too manly poppins

by miss poppins October 7, 2010

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

Mary Poppins stripper

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free

Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.

by xclbrican August 18, 2008

Mary Poppins

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!

by TheRealMcNasty June 10, 2018

mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005