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potpourri

A substance that immitates marijuana. Literally, it's potpourri, with chemicals added that produce a sweet smelling and great tasting high. Some people have been known to trip on this, if given enough. It's also been known to give headaches, and I've even heard of people having seizures from it, though I never have. It loves me, and I love it right back. Also known as "pope". Potpourri is completely legal and so far, undetectable in any kind of test. Side effects are same as marijuana. It comes in different flavors and concentrations. The more powerful the pope, the more expensive it can be. For the cheap kind, runs $15 a gram, expensive kind is up to $45 a gram.
AYyy dude, you got some pope we can toke? XD

That new potpourri stuff.. my favorite flavor is orange crush. It's XXX!
by SOOOHIGH December 14, 2010
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Bar Potpourri

The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.
Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa"

Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!"
by 8nsand1974 July 11, 2010
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potpourri

Incense that many young probationers have turned to smoking in order to induce an apparent 'marijuana like' high. Probationers love it because it will not make them fail a drug test. Made up of chemicals likely produced in a Monsanto lab.

Fake weed, likely many times more harmful than marijuana.

Collected urine crystals from an actual marijuana smoker, sprinkled over some nasty spices, mixed with dog shit, and then sold to 15 year old kids for an exorbitant price and untold cost to their bodies.

The result of prohibition.
Adam "Yo, my stupid ass cousin is smoking that toxic ass potpourri again."

Joe "Is he stupid? Or is he on probation"

Adam "Evidently, both"
by Adam4204200420 November 30, 2011
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poopsourcing

When a project manager distributes parts of a project to people who work on the project on their laptops and smart phones while they're sitting on the toilet.
Manager: Johnson! How did you manage to get this report done so fast?

Johnson: I've found a place where everyone has free time and turned it into productivity.
Johnson: I call it "poopsourcing".

Manager: Excuse me. I have to go burn this report.
by Einstein9073 March 25, 2012
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potpourri

A largely unknown Welsh gang prevalent in the 90's who took amsterdam by storm. Potpourri's major rivals (the creme brulei) were also present for the debauchery which was experienced in that small but extremely memorable era.

Potpourri members frequently reported experiencing visits from divine beings such as small fish in fast food restaurants.
"Damn, those potpourri guys really took it to those creme brulei!"
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poopouri

When the mood is right, and you have the incense burning, proceed to stick it up your significant others' bum hole.

Proceed with caution: fire hazard when flatulence present.
You lookin so good tonight, can I poopouri you lata?
by Kendall21212 January 5, 2009
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Botanical Potpourri

Botanical potpourri can be acquired from a variety of retail establishments and online directly from countryside herb farms.Herbal incense is a blend of Damiana.It is recent strongest and the best flavored potpourri in the market.
by Madpot Pourri November 27, 2012
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