Poorettes

When you yell out uncontrollable profanities when you are sitting on the toilet trying to pass a boulder sized poo from your rectum.

I literally peed myself from laughing so hard as I heard the outrageous outpour of poorettes coming out loud and clear from my husband as he sat on the toilet in constipation

by Benjamin Galagher September 3, 2020

poopeater

Someone named Jonathan and their Xbox gamertag is LeroyTornado

Seb & Myles: Oh my god, Jonathan is such a poopeater

by Xx Mxlo xX January 12, 2022

Poonette

Someone with brunette hair, that happens to be the colour of poo.

That poonette girl over there

by Sa0765 October 2, 2022

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

Lost My Poopetite

Like loosing my appetite, but instead of not wanting to eat anymore, its not wanting to poop anymore.
ex: Holding your poop in for the whole day at school, and not having to poop anymore at the end of the day.

I lost my poopetite bc of school bruh.

by xStydia_afx September 2, 2015