Poohoop

A variation of Anus

The Anus is the hole in the middle of your buttocks.

When you poo or fart, you're using your anus.

Gary is feeling horny, so he asks Debra “Can I put my penis in your poohoop”

If the river runs red take the poohoop instead

by D&G17 November 1, 2018

Poo Choo Train Express

All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.

With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.

The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.

Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.

Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.

Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!

Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.

by K-man75 February 8, 2012

Poophoop

(Noun) - A team-effort act of defecation in which one party sits on a toilet, while another party sits on the initial party's lap and defecates through their legs - resembling the act of shooting a basketball through a hoop.

Friend: "Congratulations on your husband being named MVP."
Vanessa: "Thanks! I made sure Kobe practiced day and night. We even played poophoop."
Friend: "Yaasss!"

by laquanya October 23, 2012

poochow

descriptive of strong, happy emotion.

1. POOCHOW! I just got free falafel!

2. These new handlebars are the cats meow, poochow!

3. (person 1) "...and I was like POOCHOW!" (person 2) "Poochow, indeed."

by 'sassy July 19, 2010

poo choo express

The act of passing a blunt to the other end of the rotation. Making sure everyone is involved on the poo choo express. The first person says all aboard, the second makes the sound of a train starting, the third makes the says chuga chuga chuga poo choo, and so forth till it gets to the last person in rotation, and they makes a train braking sound. If that last person fails to make the braking sound, you'll end up with a train wreck. This also makes it so nobody can double hit.

There isn't enough room to sit in a circle, so we gonna have to get the poo choo express going.

by Bman130u August 26, 2012

Poocho

A nickname for a guy with a pooch (a gut)

Look at Felipe Poocho over there with his gut hanging out.

by Megan Poocha December 1, 2009

Chattanooga Poo Choo

A sexual act / contest in which three or more men (or women with a strap on) perform anal sex on each other in a line. The member of the train that has the most fecal matter on their penis is the winner. The loser is the person from whom the winner has just removed their penis. The penalty for losing is that the loser must clean the penis of the winner by whatever means the winner requests.

Peter thought he was going to have a great night with his buddies until he lost the Chattanooga Poo Choo.

by Harry G. Balzak October 18, 2011