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Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.
Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.
by anonymous May 2, 2022
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"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"
by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015
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Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.
Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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