To fool around, act like a hooligan, or any other actions your father would not like you to do. Usually a term used in the situation of a daughter asking her father for permission to go out, and he warns her not to do anything stupid.
Joanne - "Dad can I go to a friend's house after school to hang out since there's no school Tuesday"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"
by P.N.D. October 18, 2008

Someone who has done something silly.
A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter
A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter
by shortlane July 16, 2010

An intense version of ping pong involving violence and the use of your wenis. It is usually accompanied by the Spice Girls.
by PonkyLover September 4, 2008

To fool around, act like a hooligan, or any other actions your father would not like you to do. Usually a term used in the situation of a daughter asking her father for permission to go out, and he warns her not to do anything stupid.
Joanne - "Dad can I go to a friend's house after school to hang out since there's no school Tuesday"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"
by PNdelacruz October 20, 2008

by Kjydlonge March 11, 2024

A really foul-smelling or conceptually disgusting poop. The ponkier the shithe, the worse the smell or appearance. The ponkiest of shithes are typically correlated with an unhealthy body. This has led to many individuals taking to ill health intentionally, in competition to create ponky shithes.
Man 1: Aw, dude! You smell like a dripping butthole, man!
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.
by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025
