Penestration

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

ponent

something that smells sweet and soothing to the nose.

Man, that Jack-in-the-Box churro is ponent

by coreythemanwhoisgreat June 17, 2011

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

by furtivespy February 23, 2014

Poest

Poorer than poor. The most poor

I grew up in the poest part of the ghetto!

by Ms. Know It August 26, 2018

Pones

Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.

They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.

It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.

Pones is my OTP! It's my favourite slash pairing ever!

by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009

Polested

When a metal pole is being horribly violated by a pole dancer in many different ways. Poles have feelings too, you know.

After my girlfriend's pole dancing class ended, I went into the gym and started gently caressing all the poles that had been polested, telling them "shhhh.... everything's going to be alright, you're safe with me now."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 11, 2019

Pokestitution

A person who charges their friends for excessively poking them on Facebook.

Person A: "As much as you poke me, I should start charging you!"

Person B: "You can't do that! It's pokestitution!"

by Ch.W. March 3, 2011