poned 

Geting beat verry badly in a sport, game, orpersonal endeavor.

Dude I poned your ass in Super Smash Bros.!!!!!!!!!!

poned by Abel Salazar, II April 3, 2007

Poned 

The act of losing badly in a game.

The inexperienced player was poned by the veteran.

Poned by Mercer October 28, 2003

poned 

A term used in the computer game Counter-Strike indicating that one of the opposing players has gotten killed and severely got beaten. Everybody used to say "owned" until someone mispelled it by accidentally putting a "p" instead of an "o" making the word look like "pwned" but people just decided to say "poned" because it sounds much cooler.

Dude, I just totally poned you!

poned by Dana Lee June 1, 2005

Poned 

to get owned in something like a videogame

Harman got poned by Nicholas in Madden

Harman: 0

Nicholas: 53

Poned by falcons#1 February 8, 2008

Poned 

The annoying sensation received when having to take off a onesie in order to take a dump.

Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!

Poned by Puffnipuff June 5, 2014

poned 

"powerfully owned
squeeze those words together and you get
PONED"
-joe jonas

if you get the last snack choice...ur poned
if u trip...u poned urself

poned by k.con November 4, 2008

poned 

Shortened term for the words "powerfully owned". It's very common in lam-o video game terminology. It means being humiliated, or beaten badly.

Caesar, caesar, caesar, I poned you and your mom! OHHHHH!!!!

poned by Negative- March 30, 2005