Is when a male is wearing shorts that are SOO short and tight that it pinches the dick and nut sack area. Opposite of "coochie cutters" as when a female wears "booty shorts" or tight tight shorts therefore cutting into the vagina area.
"Girl did you see his dick and nuts in those peter pinchers he's wearing"?
"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"
"Yes you could tell he was 2 inches soft and he shaves!"
by LizzzyWelcome December 9, 2009
Get the Peter Pinchers mug.This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.
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Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen
Me : what a finished football club !
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen
Me : what a finished football club !
by victoras69 February 12, 2022
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Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?
Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
by Tramacat April 6, 2010
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Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006
Get the pinched a loaf mug.Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
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