pon

PON (verb, noun)

Similar to pwn, but dates back to a Warcraft guild that turned the word pwn and replaced the w with an o

1. An act of dominating an opponent.
2. Flawless victory. Schooled. Lesson taught. Owned beyond conventional words, and so excited about it
3. Abbreviation for the gaming clan Phalanx of Nod

We pon'd our opponent in that arena

by Ceraphus February 15, 2010

PONNED

TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED WITH A USED TAMPON.

I WARNED HIM AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO I FIGURED HE WAS BEGGING TO BE PONNED!" "THOSE BITCHES THOUGHT THEY COULD CORNER ME IN THE GYM BATHROOM, SO I CAME OUT OF THE STALL AND STRAIGHT PONNED THE FIRST BITCH I SAW!

by CRUEFAN March 4, 2011

pons

1. (n) a slang term with negative connotations used to berate oneself when having done something unwise. see also: "shubin", "mach shubin", and "pons mach shubin"

oh god! i can't believe i lost all that money. what a pons!

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008

$pon$or

*cough* RAID Shadow Legends *cough* Squarespace *cough* NordVPN *cough* Skillshare

$pon$or alert

by Conejito Bunny December 13, 2020

PON

Possesion of Narcotics

Shit dude I heard logan got another PON and is gettin sent off to jdc.

by 3Psweeze May 16, 2010

'PON

slang for TAMPON.

The 'pon machine in the bathroom is broken, can I borrow one?

by willa-mena October 29, 2003

pon

to skip something, don't go to an event that you are required to go to.

are you gonna pon school?

by deementor June 6, 2009