Dumb Pomeranian

A way to call someone annoying or dumb without saying an explicit word

Stop being a dumb Pomeranian

by 800 runners October 2, 2018

palmeranian sandwich

The sexual act of two dogs(palmeranians work best)licking each side of your testacles while you masturbate.

Dude i was watching my neighbors dogs yesterday and they gave me a palmeranian sandwich.

by spenstar July 8, 2007

pomeranian

A fucking show dog with fucking papers that does not take your turn nor does it get shoes rented for it and most certainly not get bought a beer.

It's Cynthia's dog I think it's a pomeranian.

by steve123456 January 4, 2008

Pomeranian

A beardless white gay man with beautiful abs. Interests include Aussiebum, HRC, Facebook cover photos of city skylines, Instagram pictures taken mid laugh and/or in front of a mural, Spring Break in Pensacola, FL, consulting, Sunday Funday, shirts that say Sunday Funday, wearing shirts that say Sunday Funday on Sunday Funday, intramural sports .

The Pomeranian is excited to tell his coworkers that he intends on starting the Paleo diet seven weeks prior to his trip to Fire Island.

by FountainColorado March 20, 2017

Pomeranian Pootang

Given to my girl Lucy ever day by her sugar daddy Frankie, she was the bitch of his dreams until a mangy coyote from the back woods came and snatched him away...life's a bitch

Pomeranian pootang was just a myth until Frankie entered the building....the man, the myth, the legend

by urcameltoeshowing1 May 18, 2018

Pomeranian goggled

To have a Pomeranian's vagina placed on your face--especially when the bitch is in heat and has a swollen and bleeding vagina. Aka Twatizzle Pomerizzle

Michelle got Pomeranian goggled when we placed Cali Caliente's bleeding vag on her face.

by TangBanger December 15, 2008

Pomeranian Butt Noose

A four step process of entertainment in which:

1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.

"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."

"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'

'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"

by oooooKay Cizzzzzle October 28, 2010