Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.

Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!

by pbudp January 15, 2011

pokey hat

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.

"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .

by JM74 December 21, 2014

Pokey Stix

Delicious cheese sticks available at any Gumby's Pizza across the nation. It's tossed pizza dough smothered in a garlic butter sauce, seasoned with secret herbs and spices. It's covered in mozzarella cheese, then baked to perfection. Out of the oven, it gets another coat of the special garlic butter, then is sprinkled generously with grated parmesan cheese. The stix come in any pizza size, 10", 12", 14", 16" and 20". Ranch, marinara and garlic butter are available for dipping.

Hey dude, I've got the munchies, wanna call up Gumby's and order some Pokey Stix?

by Frappudew June 15, 2013

poker habit

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma April 7, 2013

Wong Poker

Wong poker is a mega rad awesomely sick texas holdem' poker tournament held every second Thursday at a rotating venue in the Northern suburbs* of Melbourne, Australia. It sees 8 rad (to the extreme) dudes fight it out for the highly decorated and much revered TWOT (tournament Winning Official Trophy) aka Amulet. It is arguably the most exciting and much anticipated poker tournament in the universe.

*One rural Victoria venue.

Jared: "Who is hosting wong poker tonight?"
Daniel: "According to the roster, David is hosting wong poker"
Brenton: "But he swapped wong poker hosting duties with Andrew"
David: "Yes, Andrew is hosting wong poker"
Brad: "I hear he is serving seafood at wong poker"
Chris: "I bloody love seafood"
Jarrod: "I bloody love wong poker"

by le Camel August 15, 2012

big pokey

A H-Town rapper and a giant of a man. Big Po’ has been featured on tracks with rappers such as Paul Wall, Lil Keke, Mike Jones, etc. His lyrics are gangsta and reflect the laid back style we’ve come to know from Texas. When Big Pokey spits lyrics, his voice sounds Deep, Fat, and Out of Breath. He brings a real sense of the streets to any song he’s on.

“Bunch of hoes, Bunch of money, Bunch of clothes
Glidin’ like an ice skater
Motor like a SNOT NOSE!!!”

“My cake stack like a brick wall
Roof push back when the seats crawl
Chip in the motor
I DIDTZ IT ALL”

“Door slammer
Rimmed up
Driveway decorated
4 hammer stash spots
Everywhere Niggaz Hatin’
Off the gut
Raise it Up
Afghan blaze it up!!!”

by SoOldSchool July 14, 2005

prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on

billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"

by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009