Man Pokemon go is really stupid
by Tazman 20180225 July 25, 2016
A overrated game where you catch Pokemanz. You also GO get egged and get almost shot the shit out of by a jerk.
Pokemon GO sucks.
by Badcatalex July 18, 2016
A new disease that started in July 2016 that is causing not only the youth but adults to take the streets, paths, and road to capture and find creatures known as Pokemon. It is ruining families, friendships, humanity. It is a application available on IOS or Android, and when you download it opens the app to techno music and allows you to create your trainer/character and then you meet a man who go's through a sequence of sentences and ask if you want to help him catch pokemon. Then when you say yes he puts three pokemon in front of you and you choose one and throw your pokeball at it. This addiction needs to stop now.
Hannah : "Hey Dylan! What did you do all summer?"
Dylan : "I lost twenty four pounds thanks to Pokemon GO"
Hannah : "Leave my house now, you're a disgrace."
Dylan : "I lost twenty four pounds thanks to Pokemon GO"
Hannah : "Leave my house now, you're a disgrace."
by Hannah Wallace July 12, 2016
An app that gets kids killed because they walk out on the street while a car is passing, searching for pokemon. And guess what? Boom their dead.
No, actually. This is the birth of the bet-yet-worst mobile app in 2016. First released in Japan, it has over 75 million downloads by estimate. Going to be the game that kills people. One story says that two kids, playing Pokemon GO! fell off a 80 ft cliff.
Pokeballs have reportedly been found on heavily guarded “shoot on sight” military bases in Australia.
Game that will lead to the most deaths due to a mobile game since Flappy Bird.
No, actually. This is the birth of the bet-yet-worst mobile app in 2016. First released in Japan, it has over 75 million downloads by estimate. Going to be the game that kills people. One story says that two kids, playing Pokemon GO! fell off a 80 ft cliff.
Pokeballs have reportedly been found on heavily guarded “shoot on sight” military bases in Australia.
Game that will lead to the most deaths due to a mobile game since Flappy Bird.
Dude 1: Dude! I just got this cool new game, Pokemon GO!
Dude 2: Uninstall that. It'll kill you.
Dude 1: No it won't.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1 (on phone talking to Dude 2, while playing Pokemon GO! on another phone.): Bro, I just found a Charizard near these trai- *crash*
Dude 2: DUDE!? DUDE!? WHERE ARE YOU? DUDE!? Oh shit he died! Pokemon GO is the death of us.
Dude 2: Uninstall that. It'll kill you.
Dude 1: No it won't.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1 (on phone talking to Dude 2, while playing Pokemon GO! on another phone.): Bro, I just found a Charizard near these trai- *crash*
Dude 2: DUDE!? DUDE!? WHERE ARE YOU? DUDE!? Oh shit he died! Pokemon GO is the death of us.
by RitoshiHusky July 27, 2016
by the sony faggot July 16, 2016
by not a gamer April 06, 2021
It means that you are going to your local park to fuck behind the trees while playing Pokemon Go and trying to "spin-it for some pokeballs",
cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...
cause that eevee is way too far way, and you should have brought a portable battery charger...
Bob:"wanna go Pokemon Go and chill tonight?"
Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"
Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"
Alice:"no, mid terms coming up so...?"
Bob:"but I hear that I can Cubone your Cloyster if we go to the park right now!"
Alice:"fine, do you have some condoms?"
by PseudoRandomElectricalEngineer July 11, 2016