plums deep

A sex act in which one or two testicles are placed in the anus of a female while simultaneously having intercourse in the missionary position.

Stu got nasty with it and went plum deep on that chick, ball dingleberries and all; he tried to double down for the plums deep but could only manage his left nut, the one that hangs longer.

by Sheckie Mean January 28, 2010

plums in a basket

When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.

See also: fruit salad

Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?

Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket

by Cosmo November 28, 2007

plums in your mouth

of having others’ testicles in one's mouth

you were born with plums in your mouth

by DuarteVader March 14, 2016

fun plums

Another synonym for a man's testicles.

"Dude, I went out with Kathy the other day. We got busy back at her house and she totally sucked my fun plums while I whacked my weasel."

by dw8177 April 25, 2017

peaches and plums

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.

''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''

by preserum February 25, 2019

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

pups plums

Slang for something that's the best.

A variation of the dogs bollocks, the mutts nuts etc.

Those shoes are the pups plums!

by Gavin Simpson July 17, 2007