Plongis

Noun - a creature that is substational and vast (gargantuan)

Look at plongis over there

by Irdle December 9, 2021

Plogman

Typically a person that is a little slow. Thinks that yellow cabs are called calves, refers to last night as yesterday night, thinks the word girl starts with a J, doesn't comprehend the concept of "NO FREE PARKING!!!, etc.... Basically a frittata

When you wear that helmet and like those windows you totally look like a plogman.

I'd sooner get plogmaned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by Jesus aka Christ July 5, 2012

plook

To engage in nonorthogenital forms of sexual penetration lending themselves to consecutive reciprocity between partners.

JOE:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before
SY BORG:
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.
JOE:
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....
Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage

by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

ploogled

After blowing up a balloon, it is the act of releasing the balloon from your grip and letting it fly around the room deflating itself...hence making the "Ploogled" sound.

Jayme: "Here, hold the balloon tight"
Cort: "Oh no, I let go"
Jayme: "Shit, you ploogled it!"

Balloon: "PPFFFBBBBFFSHHH"
Jayme: Ha, its ploogled.

by JayCort December 29, 2006

plooky plock

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes

"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock

by plofd May 6, 2020

skiddy ploonk

when you are in the process of taking a dump and the turd is really heavy so it makes the toilet water splash up and hit your butt-hole, it the process it also makes a sploosh or ploonking sound. skiddy ploonk

page-"my skiddy ploonk was so intense that my butt hole is soaked. i gave myself a toilet water enema"

ashton- "you are disgusting"

by nubbieginger January 18, 2011

plooney

n. A sexual act whose climax involves (long-distance) ejaculation onto a picture of George Clooney.

Also v. int.: to plooney

Man, I can't wait to go home and plooney!

by Dr. Mung March 10, 2004