A phrase of (presumably) Russian origin that is used as an offensive description of a regular office worker. The punch comes from the fact that experienced office workers are completely stripped of their personalities and idiosyncrasies, concerned or interested about nothing outside their comfy cubicles, making their appearance similar to that of plankton - mindless and expressionless creatures at the bottom of food chain left at the mercy of those higher up.
14 yo. George: the last thing I want to become when I grow up is office plankton like my parents - they seem miserable and completely powerless. This sucks!
by Black_Quarterback June 12, 2019
Get the office planktonmug. Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!
by Hurble lurble durble March 30, 2020
Get the Plankton Paradoxmug. Full name of Mr. Krabs' nemesis Plankton on "Spongebob Squarepants" who works at the Chum Bucket. He frequently tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but also frequently fails. The closest he got to the recipe was the recently new epsiode entitled, "Plankton's Army" (Where his full name was also revealed).
by Mister E. February 14, 2004
Get the Sheldon Planktonmug. -thats pretty cool- thats pretty zoo plankton
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..
by Mike Bingham March 16, 2008
Get the zoo-planktonmug. by anna jackson July 21, 2006
Get the poone planktonmug. Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.
by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017
Get the pickle planktonmug. 