placenta

good soup

I had placenta today.

by operasinger69 February 17, 2022

placenta

someone who waits until the exact moment someone turns 18 to start dating them

bro you're a placenta 💀💀💀💀

by longdogman June 10, 2025

Placenta slap

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015

Placenta-Eyes

Inflamed, watery, red eyes....basically they look like a placenta has been wiped slowly across them.

Did you have a bad nights sleep?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "You've got some serious Placenta-Eyes this morning" "Oh man...they do feel pretty moist

by Jejunumplacentakate April 2, 2011

placenta brain

Confusion and short term memory loss that happens during pregnancy.

"Hey placenta brain, what's the soap doing in the fridge?"

"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."

"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."

by stephjk June 3, 2008

placenta tree

After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.

the family picnic will be out by the placenta tree

by raino77 January 8, 2010

placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019