Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.

I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

by SilverCreek_'10 October 5, 2009

shit pissing faggot

One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.

Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!

Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.

Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?

Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??

by Hammer of Jesus June 12, 2018

pissing rain

(Irish slang) term used to describe particularly heavy rain, similar to "raining cats and dogs".

It's pissing rain outside, you'll get drenched!

by laninani November 25, 2013

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Pissing on my shadow

To speak well of someone to their face, but ill of them behind their back.

I thought he was my friend, but he's been pissing on my shadow for years.

by China Bob February 23, 2006

pisswinkle

term used to describe annoying person (or child) that is possibly better than you at something you like or want to be good at.

"that liitle pisswinkle hit the crossbar again, that means we're out, shit."

by josh nutbrown August 3, 2007

Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.

Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010