pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

Pirate Hooker

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

by Katie Kaleidoscope February 10, 2007

pirate hooker

Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends

Me:Hey
Pirate hooker:ARRRR
ME:you must be a pirate hooker

by crawl the warrior king May 2, 2007

pirate hooker

a group of 3 or more females who are loud and say dome alot

sit down and do your work you sutped pirate hooker

by julestine September 14, 2008

Pirate Hooker

Originally, an ex-navy girl picked up at a local bar. Present day the term means a girl that is a slut.

My roommate and I picked up two pirate hookers at Lynch's.

by Phillip Kelley July 24, 2008

Pirate Hooker

An awesome cat who lives on whore island

Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.

by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009

Pirate Hooker Nation

A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!

'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'

"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"

by (= Pirate Hooker October 21, 2010