Walk the Pink Flamingo

The act of masturbating, for a male. The penis is like a proud pink flamingo, and nothing could be finer than taking it out for a stroll at least once a day.
Dude, did you see the cleavage that Donna was showing? I am definitely going to walk the pink flamingo when I get home.
by badscooter July 9, 2010
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pink flamingo

any one member of a couple (or triangle or whatever) that frequently practices PDAs
Those dang pink flamingos were so wrapped up in each other that I couldn't get to my locker since they were in my way... that's why I'm late to class again, I promise.
by Ty Ran T August 17, 2006
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Riding the pink flamingo

A euphemism for flaming (o) gay sex due to the tropical look of bare-chested, gay men who participate.
Jeff and Bradley were riding the pink flamingo hard.
by I-have-evolved April 21, 2009
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