pingus

1. A cute, cuddily little penguin. Often this is tux (the linux mascott).
2. A date rape drug.
3. A compulsive lair. Someone who will lie on top of the lies they have already lied lieing about.

1. The little pingus is so cute!
2. That pingus must have cheated on you.

by FF Mike April 27, 2004

Penguisexual

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish

Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"

by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014

Dingus Pingus

a stupid head or someone with no brain.

your a dingus pingus

by doomdaylol November 8, 2018

panguish

A contraction of "pain" + "anguish"

When Brian slammed his fingers in his car door moments after his girlfriend dumped him, he experienced the ultimate panguish.

by Beth C and Wendy N July 16, 2008

pinglis

Small penis

John : "You have a small pinglis!"
Corny : "I know but don't say it out loud."

by StefanLondberg2 February 12, 2018

Pingus Malingus

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.

"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

by DootDootGang May 24, 2019

pinguine

the correct spelling of the so-called "p-e-nguine", a clear stain on the English language. IS PINGU, P-E-NGU, eh? No. Because the correct pronunciation is pinguine. No further comments.

I liked the movie pinguines.

by BeebleBrox41 April 8, 2020