pinch a loaf

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009

pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 27, 2016

pinch a loaf

to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....

man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.

by poop<3er69 November 1, 2010

pinch a loaf

When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!

"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Pinch a loaf

1)To shit.
2)To irritate or surprise.

1) I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2)That just pinches my loaf!

by maclaird January 19, 2009

pinch a loaf

When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.

Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!

by casper1 July 11, 2003

pinch a loaf

dropastool

man, i gotta dropastool

by grand master itchy March 29, 2003