phoneicide

The act of killing a phone, or when a phone is killed. Most cases of phoneicide are committed by technology incompetent individuals, and most cases are dismissed. It is still a crime, and action should be taken.

*Phone laying in pieces on the floor*

"Watson... it appears there was a phoneicide!"

by Kleenex! January 21, 2010

Phonetoshop

When basic bitches edit their pictures on their phone using some shitty photo editing app.
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face

Yo Cecilia is so hot in this pic!
Bro that's obviously phonetoshoped.

by Vanilanoop January 11, 2015

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

Inappropriate Phonetics

The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.

Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...

by normanstanleyfletcher June 8, 2015

Army Alphabet ( NATO phonetic alphabet)

The 26 code words in the NATO phonetic alphabet are assigned to the 26 letters of the English alphabet in alphabetical order as follows: Alpha, Bravo (NOT BETA), Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliett, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.

The NATO phonetic alphabet, more accurately known as the International Radio-telephony Spelling Alphabet and also called the ICAO phonetic or ICAO spelling alphabet, as well as the ITU phonetic alphabet, is the most widely used spelling alphabet, such as the International Phonetic Alphabet. Instead, the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) alphabet assigned code words acrophonically to the letters of the English alphabet so that critical combinations of letters and numbers can be pronounced and understood by those who transmit and receive voice messages by radio or telephone regardless of their native language or the presence of transmission static.

"Army Alphabet ( NATO phonetic alphabet)"

example Nato Military Alphabet:

November Alpha Tango Oscar...

Mike India Lima India Tango Alpha Romeo Yankee...

Alpha Lima Papa Hotel Alpha Bravo Echo Tango...

To the people who dislike this post. Indio Delta Indigo Oscar Tango is what describes you best.. I know the Phonetic Alphabet is hard for you to decipher. But World War I & World WAR II depended on this alphabet

by Pantharen June 3, 2018

Phonetically Challenged

Disorder in which the sufferer can not spell at all. A consequence of book deprivation, poor teaching, poor school attendance, or too many hours spent texting/chatting. Sufferers spell all words phonetically and inevitably are teased and scorned by their peers and strangers alike.

If Jane had spelled upholstery correctly her English teacher would not have asked what "upulstry" was. She was teased by her classmates for the rest of the year for being phonetically challenged. poor spelling texting phonics

by CountyDame July 11, 2011

phonetic

A style of speaking that involves confusing the listener with quickly spoken syllables and many consonant sounds in a row. Could be done while rapping.

This originated from microsoft.com's "A parent's primer to computer slang"

Yo, d'you see the spit coming out of Mr. Kane's mouth when he started going phonetic in English today?

by smoke_mirror February 25, 2005