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The Philharmonic is a sexual maneuver in which the man ejaculates on his partner's toes and then proceeds to play the harmonica on them. It is the primary cause of Gay Foot & Mouth Disease.

The Philharmonic, takes its name from a man by the name of Phil who was known for his leud behaviour.
Damn, don't tell me you did the philharmonic you disgusting bastard!
by theswaggler July 31, 2007
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PHilatio

The service of giving oral stimulation to a STD infected penis.
Freddy Mercury gave PHilatio to way too many AIDS victims.
by nodrip November 22, 2010
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Phillatio

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.
Phillatio is what Gary and Dave do best.
by Awesome Truth Teller April 9, 2011
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Tramp Philately

The collecting of Tramp Stamps (tattoos on women aka whores, aka skanks, aka cum guzzling whorehounds)
Tiffany loved tramp philately; she got her 9th tattoo.
by Garth Fenderson February 17, 2009
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Philharmonic

1. When a singer named Phil can't seem to find anybody to record with, and instead lays down his own vocal harmonies
Phil: It's just tough to find the right match.. sometimes you gotta trust the Philharmonic
by Yolliph July 15, 2010
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Philatypical

a word, sound or action that represents the spirit of a TRUE
Philly native ; or one who lives in the 5 county Philadelphia metro arae.Coined by Carlton Banks.
Comment: "YO i got a ticket on my car window when i came out the barbershop yo..."

Response: "Yeah them kats is Philatypical"
by DaRealGingerbreadman May 5, 2010
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Philpatholicity

The electric feeling you get when you're near someone you're lusting or falling for
The philpatholicity ran through my body as his eyes met mine in a fiery blaze.
by Xander's June 14, 2015
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