Pheasant

A large bird with a long tail

1 It is a pheasant

2 Look at its tail

by Thejasvi's new words December 22, 2020

pheasant heart

When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.

Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?

Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.

by epetes December 13, 2015

pheasant egg

When your roommate pulls one ball from under his shorts to expose himself and says "Do you like my pheasant egg?"

Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.

Do you like my pheasant egg?

Look at that nasty pheasant egg hanging out that fat guys shorts...

by jcmbuckeye October 1, 2012

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011

Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

pheasant plucking

Think about it!
If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?

"Yeah, me and Racheal went into that farmyard shed and did some Pheasant Plucking"!

by D Mob January 23, 2005

Pheasant Phenomenon

A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.

"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."

by Kynum April 13, 2010