petch

A wild attack of the face, arms, and neck.

She's petching again. Call emergency medical services. I fear the worst is yet to come.

by Judith Sheindlin October 21, 2016

Petch

Princes Peach... but better

I'M PRINCESS PETCH! WYEAH!

by ahahah13 December 29, 2018

Petched

Petrified "Petched" refers to have an absolute STONE HARD BOOOOONERRRR.

Origin: Medusa turns people into stone and in doing so they are left looking PETRIFIED. "Rock hard"

"yooo im soo petched right now."
"That girl over there got me petched bro.""

by mrsquirt2_10 August 07, 2024

Petched

When your team gets wrecked in the first push because you got shot behind cover

Raider: Holy shit dude! We just got petched!
Raider 2: What the fuck is this server

by the wolf intel January 04, 2021

petching

to pet a dutchie queen

lauren broke into my house and was petching dutchie queen

by cadence drake November 28, 2021