Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Springfield Pervert

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

perverse family

something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.

how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…

after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..

by traumatizedperson November 22, 2021

Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.

"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."

by JScotts February 14, 2009

herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018